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Naruto Manga cover chapter 51

The fact that Kakashi knows he’s there and looking at him by the corner of his eye is sending me 😂

He’s probably wondering what he ever did to deserve not getting 2 seconds of peace, from Gai to team 7 constantly stalking him 🤣

Of course Kakashi noticed Gai, he is very experienced at having people stalk him. Too experienced actually. This wet dog man somehow being stalked in almost every period of his life.

Starting from ever since he was little :

Then on Anbu Era

When he got his 3 cute little gremlins. 

Lastly on Hokage Era, someone (probably Naruto) made it an actual job.

Little bonus :

So yeah, basically :

Kakashi : *minding his own business, probably dissociating*

Everyone : I want to observe this unique specimen on his natural habitat

(aren’t we all)

They were this 🤏 to losing the war against Madara because Tobirama was about to take out Naruto himself for uncredited jutsu theft.

Cause of death: copyright infringement

Welcome to another episode of "Defending Kakashi Against Fandom's Bs" 😊 in today's episode we're going to talk about this 👇

So let me get this straight... Kakashi already did his part in this training, he already guided Naruto, explained to him how shit works, explained chakra nature, manipulation and change, told him how to train using his shadow clones and everything he needed in order to be able to pull it off

and now the rest is up to Naruto. And here comes Yamato part to keep the Kyuubi chakra in check Which Only Yamato Can Do Due To His Magical Hashirama Juice! there's absolutely nothing else that Kakashi can do at this point!! So What do you guys want him to do?!!!!! Hold Yamato's hand up for him?!

Here, happy? 🙂

Kakashi wasn't needed anymore here because he had done his part but he was still sticking around anyway to keep an eye on Naruto's training, catching him when he falls from exhaustion

To take him to Ichiraku Ramen after training

To keep guiding him and encourage him when he gets tired

And he even let Naruto experiment his new Jutsu ON HIM!, burning his own hand in the process

What else do you want him to do?!!!

honestly considering they were actually just 12 year olds i really think the final valley fight would probably have gone more like:

naruto: fine i’ll just hold my breath until you come back

sasuke: you can’t do that idiot, i’m supposed to kill you

naruto: can’t kill me if i die from lack of oxygen first

sasuke: well then i’ll just hold my breath too unless you stop. what now dumbass?

naruto: what do you mean “what now” obviously you’ll pass out first because i’m way better at holding my breath than you are and then i’ll drag you back to the village

sasuke: well i think that YOU will pass out first and then i’ll just kill you when you do

*simultaneous large gasp of breath*

kakashi arriving to see them both glaring at each other with puffed up cheeks: god i hope i wasn’t too late to— what the fuck are you two doing

I ducking hate it when ppl in this fandom keep talking about Kakashi as if he's 100 years old, "oH nO He cAn'T do tHaT wiThOut huRtiNg hiS bAcK" "oH hiS diSK wOn'T lEt hiM dO tHiS" gdi he's 47 ppl not 100, he's not freggin' Onoki fgs, he's almost 10 years younger than Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru when they were first introduced to the story, I've never seen anyone talk about them like this! Heck I've never seen anyone talk about Hiruzen like this!! And on top of all of that, he's a Ninja who hasn't stopped training and climbing mountains with one hand since he was 4, and not a normal irl ninja either, he's a ninja in Naruto where they have chakra and can walk on water and trees and do all sorts of ninja magic and 47 isn't even that old even irl!! 😕

Originally posted by bingeate-r

Kakashi strikes me as the kind of guy who will be out there running eight miles on the beach barefoot every morning when he's 86, and gardening from sun-up til sun-down when he's 93, and happily fixing the plumbing for Naruto when he's 97 and Naruto's entering his eighties and can't bend over anymore.

*during the war*

Naruto: Obito’s too powerful, Sensei! How do we defeat him?!

Kakashi: Don’t worry kid, I’ve prepared for this possibility …

Kakashi: *bites thumb*

Kakashi: Summoning : Old lady with groceries no jutsu!

*an elderly woman appears in front of them, laden down with heavy-looking grocery bags*

Old Woman: Oh dear, these are so heavy, however shall I make it home?

Obito:

Obito: *visibly twitching*

Obito: *goes to her and picks up all of the bags*

Obito: Let me help you with that, obaasan.

Old Woman: Oh, thank you! What a nice young man …

Obito, turning his head: This isn’t over, asshole. When I get back —

Old Woman: And when we get to my house, maybe you’d help me with a few of the chores? I’ll give you some cookies in return!

Obito:

Obito: … yes, ma’am.

The others:

me: but I drew this last year...

also me: BUT GRAVE *waves frantically*

the prompt just fit so well I couldn’t help myself

Obito in bed at night after getting swung on by Might Gai at the chunin exams: please god….when my sharingan awakens give me a jutsu that will allow me to never get hit again that shit hurted so fucking bad bro blease god I hate getting hit so much give me the biggest cop-out you can…amen.

Kakashi: Class clowns are usually the weakest link. The easiest to take out. The losers.

Obito, somewhere far in the distance, bullying S class nuke-nin: *sneezes* wow who’s talking shit about me this time =/

HE LITERALLY SAID THIS WHILE STANDING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE MEMORIAL STONE. SIR.